johnnyjoestarrelatable:

impiwimp:

thedreamthieves:

the saddest thing about life is that tattoos cost many money. oh and traveling? also costs many money. video games? many money. starting a new hobby? usually many money. concerts? so many money and also good luck even getting tickets. going out and getting a fancy beverage? you know the drill.

strongermonster:

now that i’m older and understand how absolutely fucked the housing market is, all those horror movies that take place in nice houses where the family refuses to leave make sense. if i had a 4,000sqft vintage home you’d need to kill me before i ever moved out as well. fuck the ghost. charge it rent.

ms-demeanor:

shieldfoss:

@ms-demeanor

Porn artists over cops is a hierarchy that I can get behind.

funkyness:

funkyness:

🫸what if i held my posts like this🫷

🫵STOP PRESSURIZING MY POSTS🫵

doyouknowwhatimeme:

oated:

blue-haired liberal sounds like the name of a delicate endangered species of bird

grox:

Evilmarios back

charlottan:

i would be the best unreliable narrator i dont know shit that goes on around me

sandmandaddy69:

lesbianomens:

i refuse to join more social media websites. if all the ones i’m on die, i hope i can recover my teenage self’s ability to read a book a day instead

midnight-has-struck:

What a good day to be bisexual

lonestatus:

beer at noon… a wonderful boon! beer at one… the fun has begun! ^-^ beer at two…. makes you feel all brand-new! beer at three….. make you go “he he ^-^!” beer at four…. good treat after a chore! beer at five… makes you feel alive! beer at six… nice after laying bricks! beer at seven… feels like heaven! beer at eight.. isnt it great?! beer at nine… sure sounds divine! beer at ten.. what a good day its been! beer at eleven… fondly affection! beer at twelve.. maybe one last delve… !!!

bogleech:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

resisting arrest shouldn’t be a crime. it should be a human right to resist being arrested

When someone is grabbing you and holding you down and shit, resistance isn’t even a conscious decision. Your body automatically tries to remain in place against outside forces, and if you’ve ever just tried to position another person’s hands for them or had someone do so to you, you know it’s finicky and requires concerted effort. “Resisting arrest” isn’t even limited to active struggle but can be invoked whenever the pig thinks someone simply wasn’t submitting as smoothly as they wanted. Add to this the fact that the degree of resistance is typically impossible to prove, define or even support with any kind of evidence and it is just 100% an intentionally generic nonsense charge invented so they can punish anybody at all that they’ve arrested.

tooies:

felipe-kuso:

tooies:

it should be 100% legal to go in abandoned buildings. like nobody is using it for anything why can’t i go in

Isn’t this how you get murdered?

no. it’s how you get poisoned by mold or crushed by broken floorboards or whatever but there aren’t murderers just hanging out in every abandoned building like cockroaches